alcohol said paul is bad
dry shit
Im sitting here all alone
To live, to die, to see. What shall life be?
eat my shit
Why me?
Like life draining angels
May I not stumble in my words, I fall
If ignorance is bliss, bliss I can do without
I feel I must jerk off, 'tis my call
my origin is swiss, that's why i fart so hard
class of two thousand eleven
i only call you a bitch when you start to bark
she likes the occasional glass of wine
without hands, we become prestidigitators
you are my fire
you are my fire
and i your ashes
golf
To be or not to me
Sunshine and fresh grass
My eyes are shut, I can not see
second chance
just you
Some things just don't fit
I love ou
if you wore roses, you would still smell disgusting
gee silly mia
A boy with charm and intelligence
ma filthy plea
was missing his love, and couldnt forget.
AMusing
love
darkness
love
here all around us, penatrating and slincing
severe pain, all pain, all cry out to see!
brain is bubbling, expanding
perseption
flowing with beleaguered wisdom for the hoi polloi
The Frog on a Leaf with a seven mile stare
ass
Lena has abandoned her LVCVA friends
jonny is a turd
My love
despite years of training
you are my world my rock my love
our resident poet
our resident poet
I met you half drunk on loss, needed someone to be there
I met you half stoned on vagina milk
your the boss of my despair
your the boss of my despair
throw all bad things in the air
he aint heavy
until its clear.
until its clear.
until its clear
turn on the generator
i once sat on my mat
If only it were summer here
This is so rare a find
I need a man who's sharp and queer
I need a man who's sharp and queer
to paddle my behind
and i can be his sexy dear
roughing it up on both sides
roughing it up on both sides
slow work on that one there, unfortunate brows
jingooli bingooli mingooli
count sable on horses and patches on cows
I'd feel cooler if my name was Julie.
to my sister I'll miss you when you leave
i love you
Oh doem, no matter it is!
but not under the tarantula
jevon
My innocence has long been drowned
The necrotic Pokfish doth Live on.
A dreg of cider duly downed
pizza
as it drained, the lady frowned
treats who eats and eats
there's no one like angela
without any heartbeats
who had one mother and no pa
she sits and eats and eats
I love to listen to ska.
i wonder how your days passes
sittin' on the floor with my ma and pa
sittin' on the floor with my ma and pa
smoking some crack
i am bart and i am 14 years old
down at the county fair
down at the county fair
down at the county fair
down at the county fair
shut up, i get it already
Down at the county fair
I must fade steady
I thought I saw the king's heir;
I bet his name's freddy
--So I made a stare
at his shoes and yet-he --
OH MY GOD HE'S ABOUT TO STEP IN DOGGY DOO-DOO!!!
(and if i save him i might get the big bucks, anyways)
So then I was all: "I-I-I'LLLLL SSAAAAAAAVE YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!" (all slow-mo, right?!)
Then, that lil' $%&#&#%^&$ing CAMERA MAN totally musta thought: "the P00R guy in this shouldn't T0TALLY save teh king, dudet.".......
And so that camera guy took a cloth off the camera while i wuz still all diving all slow-mo and twisted it and put one end in each of his hands......
and all hooked it around my ankle so i tripped, and like the split sec. b4 the cam guy hooked it, the king like totally stepped ova the poo and i tripped face-plant in the @#^%^#$%^ed doggy doo-doo........
but by then i wuz already pissed at that stinking cam guy, so i totally like just flung the leg he tripped over, very violently ta get up, so 1 end of the cloth came out of the cam guy's hand and whipped his face and it hit his eye, so.......
he wuz all putting both hands on his eyes, and bumping into every thing and i totally got up and i accedentally........
hit my hand on a metal bucket and it like made this huge sound, right? and then the king's heir totally jerked his head around and the really cheap locket the king got at the 1$ store and gave to his heir like broke off and the locket was all big and metal so it flung real fast and hit.................
a cardboard building, so it came down, hit a jumbo fire extinglisher that had almost nothing in it and so it sprayed like 5 drops of fire extinguisher stuff and then a lamp hanging on the ceiling broke and hit the fire extinguisher.......
and the fire ex. like sprayed REALLY hard and flew IN THE AIR over at the cursed cam guy right when he got 2 his senses and he got K.O.'ed and the fire ex. flew farther and hit...........
a guy's cigarette and lighter when he wuz lighting the cigarette, so it caught some other cardboard prop on fire and the fire alarm went off so everyone ran out and since the cam guy was K.O.'ed..........
he neva got out when the building wuz on fire so he died and he wuz the only guy that died.
Good Riddance. (For tripping me) ---The End---
i am died
dark brown eys
and goned to heaven
I don't know
I don't know
I hope to pass aseptics
Does it really matter
Reading are shite
i couldn´t really care less
Reading are shite
alalalalal
It skipped pass a thin, irritating frog that possessed a deep croaking noise.
steph is the shard master, the master of the shards
It skipped into the pocket of some irritating boys
who is steph's master, the master of steph?
who were the target of a despicable ring of paedophiles
who were the target of a despicable ring of paedophiles
Who will save these poor helpless children?
Who will save these poor helpless children?
"Not I" sayeth the Gizzardgulper
the monkey
need
life a bitch and then u die thats y we get high cus u never no when ur gona go
i see all
what?
bone inside skull or is that brain, nevermind, it's all the same. yet then i get to grieving that it's not at all the i am seeing but rather merely preceiving, sight stops at the eye, and i know why, regaurdless i'll repose in enjoyment and play along to pay the rent
jnh
bitch
art
jnh
tongue
find time to relas
I think I blew up a lung
or you would dis
or you would die
skateboard are a thing of the past
who are you?
I like the pie of the slayn goats
i'm one who walketh in the shadows of those before me
if you were lonely i would be your friend. if you were tired i would be your bed. if you were hungry i would be your food. if you were thirsty i would be your drink. if you were cold i would be your fire. i'm your help when you're in need and your hope when you are lost. look for me in the shadows for the light is blinding. seek me in the shade for the heat is burning and find comfort in me.
i need to do a big pee
sexy bitch
The Johnson crew
May you always be as vivid as your hallucinations.
was missing a few of its men
follow him to candy mountain
Txt it!
^mess up^
Text it!
What it a long life without you?
and the screwnicorns laugh in the fields
a rat with no tail
Falling into the depth of old age, tired bones.
a lid with no can
Pickled eggs aint' they grand
as useless as any man
test
test
Oh why does a sqirrel hate dancing?
my shoes are new
Flireflies, dandelions and serenades
to forgive before a mistake
My favorite Things
you
are spaghetti strings
amour fou
long and slippery
fuck the world for all I care
i fell deep down
Pull down my pants and see if I care
past the silence of the moon
Bla Bla
keep glasto green
Bla Bla
WE WILL MISS PAUL SHAW
I am in my car look at me I am a star
The wat is coming
The war is coming
The war is coming and i'm afraid
Hummingbird Is Humming
If there is a raid, we'll have to trade
love
bnvbnvbnvbnlovr
cars are fast
i am hungry
this poem is vast
Thanks for aLL the money
agagio
say goodbye
caca
falacio
laca
let there be love
life violence
rain
fall
powerless to wash my car
My gorgeous jewelie, I love her so
he's been known as the dope man
he's been known as the dope man
It is beyond the ken of violets
hes as silent as a coat stand
from the barricaded street its drumbeat calls
he hears nothing but birdsong
he hears nothing but birdsong
I mirror but ringing dongs
I mirror but ringing dongs
I mirror but ringing dongs
I mirror but ringing dongs
I mirror but ringing dongs
my way
whilst crowded masses teem and throng
eee
fuck the show
sex
farming
come here my nurse and heal my pain
jo;
jo;
i need you again
a red dawn of
the hunger hits my vein
apocolypse
It is so sad
sunday
I like cheese.
On seeing Fairest Isabella
to you
benny
amy
stuffs his hens in with the pennies
She is a wonder
oh the squak shut up penny
hole
hole
Holes are like doors and windows
and all that was ever missing was never anything to be missed
It's raining in New York City
It's raining in New York City
jack
fuck a beat- ill go occapella- fuck popa doc-fuck a clock-fuck a trailer-fuck everyone- fuck anyone who doubts me- im a piece of fuckin white trash and i say it proudly-fuck this battle i don't wanna win im outie-now tell these people something they dont know about me....
go to pen island .com everyone!!!!! you will find the coolest pens in the world!!!
8=D
disease
maths equals we
freed
fats see me
I dont believe I had such greed
I cant see what i want to see
I cant see what i want to see
i can't hear what i want to hear
whre is the love when a child is suffering.where is the love when a mother needs help.she sets there with a tear in her eye.nobody will help he
I cannot remember to forget
I cannot remember to forget
the eschizoid faces of the destitute
but its an easy bet!
COLD DARK UNDULLATING
Lost in a space of split infinitives
but I act pretty well
but I act pretty well
where were you?
i may not be smart
my drop of morning dew
the wave attacks
the nigga is fuckin sweet
A force of justice, bold and true
i want to feel him deep
A revolutionary thinker, with thoughts so new
some things just don't fit
we only said goodbye with words
we only said goodbye with words
a beating, quite absurd
but our hearts had nothing in it
momo
hopefully we can just forget it
and hopefully we won't have to relive it
for if we do I have to say,
"Why did we throw our true love away?"
If change is good but time demise, how are we supposed to suffice?
Only if we create compromise
But I suppose I haven't that yet....
Only I suppose if the devil hath damned it...
But any way, I'm Alexis, the guy I like, he may like me, his name is Joe, and he makes me horny...
My love only phony...
Can this me more than an affair?
test
sreg regserg
me and you could never bee
General
as young as we are now
my socks are of differing colors
God is good
The institution of the Eucharist
if only she knew
finger
i like rap
ZULEIMA
But I refuse to take it. They won't take me alive!
the bollocks
sink
sink
sink
sink
What is eggnog? I know what an egg is, but what is a nog? I can't help but think...
I sat here thinking of you
I shouldn't have used my testicles as tiddlywinks
katya the dancing queen
hello world
touched my purple bean
i want sex
Touched my purple bean
Where are u?
Where are u?
Where are u?
I don't know how to quit this addiction that you are.
There is an undertow taking me in that I have never experienced before.
All I see that is me is what is reflected back from you; I don't know if there is more, but I hope because if not, there's nothing here
There once was a boy named Tom
fdsfasd
cheese
the only thing that makes me appease
swiss
it's when my ass don't have any genetic disease
it's when my ass don't have any genetic disease
but i carnt poo it just doesnt like to please
Won't you take me out to volkswagon land?
i ask it for such, miserable deeds
i play in a crappy jazz/rock band
the pain in my ass , just feeds and feeds
what rhymes with.. bokokogo?
[ c = 2 9 ]diggy ding dang diggidy do do[ / c ]
[c=33]the hamster bit my toe toe[/c=30
oooh la la i chopped of my afro ro
baseball
The nieghbor was a hobo
Love me please
While
lol
Well if you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand
Clare O' Clare
Oh my word , have you tried this cheese? Tis grand
What is a family picture?
after dinner he runs as fast as he can
Merely a lip of time
a bloke called crampton missing his hen
you will be missed
well he shouldnt of had the chick then
tandem citezen absolute
he gave birth to a big fat hen
I had the words in my mouth but you were already gone
and died
a dagger we felt beside us
sharks swim and sing in the night
inflict a heavy blow on, with the hand, a tool, or a weapon
I feel the fuckin mosquitoes bite...
the feeling would be so great , however , living the life of heaven
school,suck
school
jhjg
hello
fig
Vain
happy birthday you big hoe
...so vain. fungicidal smelly stain
i used to be a pretty girl when i was a young boy
and i wanted to meet somebody with a purple nose and a third eye on it
but it never happened and it will never be
help me
help me
hell, i love this planet! hell, i fuck you all! my inner-earth fantasies living through my earthly hole
my drity eyes are dying. what remains? my shitty ass is crying. forever stays...
this diarrhea lasts so long. turumtumtum zonk bong bong.
very bad but not too strong
the face on mars, a monkey arse
incorrect spelling, my useless yelling
everything happens so suddenly
i am just staring drunkenly
But you can't know what it means
coz of that HUGE piss stain on your jeans
why not
fat cat
I think I like tuna fish
love
wendell horton
poet
Here comes the sum
Shadow dancedr
and a spank from my mum
sing me a song.
what would happen if I was
he shall have nothing to write on
God made them all speak different languages rather than their common tongue
I'll tell you a story about a guy named mark and a girl named piggy
I think Language Arts teachers aren't good at Language Arts. Except for Mr Coty.
I'll tell you a story about a guy named mark and a girl named piggy
Language aflame, make it seem throaty.
You're looking great at forty five
under the sun
king of queens
i am hot
satan is in my closet eat worms he got from the faucet
fussy people
grind out some words
drama
I am, you am
high oh my dingo
a am you am
i went to bed wearing one sock
as i walk the streets of night
the other one was on my cock
with barley colored leggings
the other one was on my cock
Amy
Test
Chewing Burgers and Leg of Lamb
Put words together in meaningful combinations
Fuck me oh so gently
tumble in the air
tumble in the air
heart's sorrow at the loss of a lady fair
smokin weed
Smoking weed all day long
last nights love affair
Groggy, the morning awaits my bloodshot eyes
over too soon, yet never quite there
and the sun gives my eyes such a surprise!
my minda expanded to the horizon out there
before i must leave to face my demise
Her violet orbs shone with happiness
Every One Must Obey
indegestion
indegestion
and as her dress was ripped from her
working
all things considered
the day of it's death
the day of it's death
the day of it's death
captialism is a form of government
'Nevermore,' the raven saieth
autism in not understandable
never lovers, only friends
unless, of course, you are one of them
Everything starts where it ends
apocalypse
apocalypse
good loving is har to find
love is a dangerous thing
no more oval days
i need a paw
All is lost for us if Heaven fails... Run Away.
I like school
Heaven has already failed us.
actually I'm lying
Go ahead and do what the world says you ought to
she titty-danced
Kathy went out for some drinks
indeed
dog
I must be a penguin
Zoinks, Aunt William! I can't remember the future
Um...shpenguin?
Huh? Brrrzztttffgguh. My cat dismembered the suture!
pascal
Sound
I've got some notes here for you to hold, my voice, will scream in overtones
Fart
Fart
killer
i love you rejo
i love you rejo
i love you rejo
i love you rejo
slob on my knob
Don't cramp my mojo
another fallen from a dob
when times get rough
Although life would never be the same
71 years old
I left my true love behind
for death won't come to blame
birthday
your guilt is endless
this is your day
pancakes
let it be one of joy
delicious fakes
Make me breathe again, let me scream once more
sling me with your heart
Threats
drunk
where is francis
i feel sick
could be, could be in the hive of the bumble bee
just a little bit
over
said the oh so lonesome Cid
And I have never found a four-leafe clover
come tomorrow when i will be rid, of her
had never been further...
smell her on you
Passing eighty
Jez he is our horse
Grains of sand
heart break
love
love
neighbourhood fucker
you are my turtle dove
soul
Above, peg the "if" to its "love"
Bowels slung in
The spine's a rack to sink, to rattle upon
My underwood worn
Saddled. And, as I said, loved.
and my trousers torn